Return of the mall rats...

It's that time of the year when the lil rascals scour malls like their own personal playground...while WE, "grown ups" try to destress with retail therapy. The school holidays have started & i think the only good thing which comes out of it is the lack of traffic during those ungodly hours in the morning where we try to get to work on time.

Here are a few reasons why these lil rascals should be banned from shopping malls....or perhaps a mall for grown ups only should be built!...

• i hate ruining my pedicure with some rascal rolling over my toes with those roller shoes thingies!...not to mention i would love to keep all my toes intact.
• i feel like i've walked into a bumper car zone tryin to avoid having those lil ones rolling their trollies into you.
• ooh...you'll be lucky if they don't bump you with trollies....but you'ld be damned to get slapped in the face with those flag like thingies from their kiddy trollies!
• A kid might suddenly decide to abandon their parents & follow you home... o_O
• the malls can save on their pipe in music cos these rascals have their own chart topping music...3. Mummy i want ice cream...2. Scream cos mummy won't buy me ice cream....1. Scream cos i can't find my mummy
• you have to concentrate on where you step in case you "accidentally" kick or step on one of them small ones while you brisk shop!

The x'mas season is much help for the mall rats have more reason to scream...but a quote of another kind from a girlfriend left us in stitches during dinner...

"x'mas seems like the time of the year when mushy lovey dovey
couples come out to play"- ice queen

ps - i dont' hate children...they might just make a very tasty meal...muahahhahaha

Exercise tip #369

If swimming was such a good form of exercise...

..how do you explain WHALES??