So Wrong…

Today, Gila Winnie was telling me how “ah-pek”-George claimed to be quite skilled with pick-up lines. Curious me listened on to see how skilled is the “ah-pek”.

Pick-up line 1:

“Are your parents terrorists?…. They must be cause you’re a BOMB!”

O_o


Pick-up line 2:

“Your parents must be bakers…. Cause you’ve got nice BUNs!”

O_o

Quarter Life Crisis

Last night I attended yet another wedding dinner. It was a gathering of old neighbours catching up on neighbourly gossips…Who lives in whose old house now? , Who newly renovated their house? Who’s got more grandchildren?

As most of them have married off their umpteenth child and have enough grandchildren to make up football teams for the World Cup…they turn to query my mum on my “status”. And since my mum has perfected her “I don’t know…ask her yourself” shrug…the questions were diverted to me instead.

“So where are you working now?”

“erm..i’m not working yet.”

“So when is your turn? When are you getting married?”

“Heh, when you have 5 grandchildren.”

“So means soon la! I already have 3 cucu (grandchildren) and 2 of my menantu (daughter in law) are pregnant again.”

O_o

“Got boyfriend or not?”

“Aiya nobody wants me!”

*thunderous laughter and shrieks from a whole table load of aunties*

“You are such a joker!”


The other day Big bad bitchy Ben was talking bout how his parents have transferred the “get married soon” talk to his 2nd brother, and while his eldest brother thought he has surpassed the marriage talk, he now gets the “we want grandchildren” talk.

Adults are so hard to please….oh wait….i AM an adult!

I don’t’ wanna grow up! *sulks*

Can you smeeeeeeeeelllllllllll....

"Paris" ee was making a fuss bout forgettin her daily spritz of perfume when "gangster" Elaine came up with a brilliant suggestion for the "drama queen"...

"Go stand in front of the *pst*pst* air freshener spray in the toilet...free perfume mah"

O_o

I have sarcastic BRILLIANT friends.

Cha-bo

In the midst of exchanging whines, sighs and rants over the phone with "Paris"-ee, she suddenly blurted...

"hey, let's like switch uterus'!"

O_o

the poor girl was having cramps....she sounded almost delusional.