Theme song of the week

if only it all ends with me snaggin a cute guy at the end i wouldn't mind :(

Happy Fatty

Today i...

• went to Klang with my gila sunway friends to celebrate Wee Wee's birthday. & i got to eat crabs which i have been craving for since Martin's crabby gay pic :p Anyways,Today's line of the day has to be this.... "i need a man in my life to peel crabs for me" ....(no, that didn't come from me :P) Happy belated Birthday Wee Wee!! & geogie muzzle puff pudding pie...salted crabs??? hehehehehehe...sorry ppl...insider joke. u have to be there to get it

• got a dress, shoes & tops....wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....i'm so satisfied....for now at least :)

• & i had NO classes today!!!! *ashlin cartwheeling around with joy*

Anyways, Happy birthday to the march babies...

11th- working man KJ

19th- pervy Puvy :p

22nd- Wee Wee

23rd- happening Johnson Teoh

29th- i'm allergic to chocs Eunice

ooh & i can't wait for Da Vinci Code to come out!!! i hope it doesn't dissapoint like memoirs of a geisha. Adly-badly & gang, u guys better include me in for this!!!!!

6 weddings & 1 big fatty's "funeral"

I want to go shopping.... i don't have the time...
I need to go shopping...my cousin is getting married
& apparently so is half the world!!!


My poor mummy was panicking yesterday...as she was frantically dialing on the phone

"wassup? who u tryin to call?"

"the tailor. there's no answer!!!"

"oh maybe she went on a holiday...u know, after all her CNY biz"

i could see that expression on my mum's face where she's probably silently prayin to every single God possible that what i said wasn't true.

"why do u need to see her so soon...i thought u just kow-tim all your dresses ?"

"Aunty so & so just called, her daughther is gettin married next month...that's the 4th wedding invitation "

just then my daddy walks in & added to my mum's misery...

"oh u can add another 2 more weddings to that list...uncle so & so & another uncle so & so's children are also gettin married"

and just as he was walking away...he had to put me in a miserable state too...

"btw, i'm not free for the other 2 weddings...so Ashlin can go in my place"

O_o

Kill me la

Dear horny Ellie...

hahahahahaha...

Happy Birthday Ellie!!!

Don't go running around in your birthday suit...we all know you are capable of doing so...hehehe

& since i haven't been able to meet you for char kuey teow lunches....

here's a plate from me with love *muaks*...MUAHAHAHAAHA...

It's safe when it's not ticking.

I went downstairs and found this on the table this morning...

"what is it?" i asked my mum

"open it up & find out la"

& so i did after some poking , sniffing and shaking...

OoooOOoooOoo...come on everybody....let's say it together now...

PATCHIiiiiiiiiii

Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh


Don't hate :p

................

I need to...

• finish my damn thesis...i hate powerpoint!!!!!
• study for the damn test next week *sobs*
• stop thinking of ways to avoid the said test...stoopid college make rules with so many loopholes
• stop thinking bout shopping til i can find the time to shop...but wait the wedding is in April...ok...i'm entitled to make list of what to get... dress, heels, bags, boobs.........
• stop arguing with myself in my head...reminds self to SWAT angel Ashlin & devil Ashlin....wait i think it's only devil Ashlin vs devil Ashlin
• use the damn stairs instead of the lift *looks at jiggly fats* :(
• stop eating... *pokes jiggly fats*
• shut down this blog?
• throw away my modem

O_o

Clickety-click...

Ian finally sent the photos of his KL trip!!!

& since I'm taking a lil "break" (excuse for procrastination)...I edited a few pics...

When Ian saw this...

He asked what happened to this...

^dude, that was 8 months ago...I WISH the supply was never-ending too :(

Messing around in the Shell HQ boardroom...

& In spite of the petrol increase...

One nite, Ian saw everyone making way for this guy walking into Marriot...

"hmmm...must be a VIP"

*click*

he then asked the doorman who the dude was.

Later, he happily showed me the pic...

"look!!my best friend!!"

"really? What's his name, Ian??"

"erm...Deputy PM?"

"..........."

Poker Nite

Woooo Hoooooo...

Korean BBQ

Starlight Cinema

Poppy

erm...

Well...there are a whole lot more of touris-y pics...KLCC, a whole mambo jumbo of Batu Caves, Petaling street, Putrajaya, Malaysian food...Malaysian sky, giant moth?, caterpillar??...baahh...too lazy to edit & post :p

Anyways, I just found out that I've got an additional 36 hours of lectures added to my already psycho 6 day week timetable!!! 36 freaking hours!!! *faints*

6 day week to bloody 7 day week!!! DIE!!!

Whoever said Uni life was bliss should go FUCK yourself !!

*emo* :(