The Matrix themed party & the fake leather skirt

& so I went for Eu Jin & Rachel’s Matrix themed birthday party. I also decided to follow the theme of the night and humour myself by wearing a fake leather skirt….

& I was reminded why I never wore the fake leather skirt out…

Top 3 reasons why Ashlin never wore the fake leather skirt out…

#3

Like it or not…fake leather or not…it is damn fuckin HOT..*mental pic of Ross with leather pants in FRIENDS*

#2

People will stroke the “leather skirt” as if they have never seen or felt leather before

& the #1 reason why Ashlin never wore the fake leather skirt out is…

*drum rolls*

When you’re the only person in the closest thing to leather with a room filled with people on altered frequency…they will claim to love the feel of spanking the “leather skirt”

Ah well, it was a good night with lots of laughs, good company and funny drinking games. I foresee that it will be sometime before I get to go out to party again :(

SO heres wishing Eu Jin a Happy Belated Birthday!

& a Happy Birthday in advance to Rachel!

& thanx GM for the ride back...good luck for your interview tomorrow!

altered frequency....

Damn i'm high....with a system filled with smirnoff and lime.....
happy happy happy....lalalalalllalala
Congrats to all who are done with ACCA! hopefully that will be me in 6 months time.....
Happy to see ya all....
i need alot of water & lots of sleep now....
Goodnite world ....goodnite.............lalalalalallalalalaa

Tic toc tic toc tic toc....

i hate waiting for all things uncertain. i get fuckin restless & fidgety....................................i get hyper, i get irritated and sometimes i irritate the fuck out of people..............................................wish me luck people....oh wait i'll be needing a miracle more than luck in this case..........oh fuck it! i'm going out.

edit: the waiting is over!!! & i'm happy :) happy happy happyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.....

Big Bad Bitchy Ben

Happy Birthday big guy!! :)

Tagged

I’ve been tagged by Jason the pooson. So here are my 5 peculiar habits.

• I tend to save the best bits of my food for last; I pick out all the prawns in my char kuey teow & place them at the side. My dad will sometimes steal one of my prawns just to poke fun at me.

• Knowing the ending of a movie doesn’t kill it for me… in fact when people threaten to tell me the ending of a movie, I really wanna know. I remember Guang Ming trying to kill Sixth Sense for me by telling me the ending…
  
  “The guy is actually dead”
  
  I was so blur, the more I watched the movie later, the more confused I got…. I had thought the lil kid was the dead one.

• I always pay with the older or dirtier notes from my wallet. Sort of “dispose” of the dirtier ones so my wallet will be left with the cleaner notes. One of the mini reasons why I love festive seasons like CNY or Hari Raya is cos most of the time shops will gimme change back in new notes during those seasons…. not to mention the new notes inside the angpows too.

• When I read the horoscopes in the papers or magazines, I tend to read all the other signs as well & think whom it applies to. Today's horoscope for aquarius reads...

"It's Valentine's Day & the only romance for you comes from a Mills & Boon novel"

*imagines Ben reading Mills & Boon*....OMG that is so SO wrong!!!

• Somehow i tend to sneeze really loud especially when i'm at home. Sometimes i sneeze so hard, it makes me jump...don't ask me how

Now I tag...

Melissa

Brandon (it’s about time you updated your blog)

Johnson

U-Jin

Martin

& they call it puppy love...

This is Girly.

She's 4 months old.

Her daddy's a Labrador.

& her mummy's a Pug

O_o

Happy Valentine's Day!

Tong Tong Tong Chang (last one for the year)

The 15th day marks the end of the Chinese New Year. For the Hokkiens, the 15th night is also known as Chap Goh Meh. In Penang, the Hokkien community commemorates this day with the Chingay - a parade where stilt walkers, lion and dragon dancers, and acrobats move slowly along the busy streets of Georgetown, to the beat of gongs, drums and cymbals.

During the golden era of the Babas and Nyonyas, Chap Goh Meh in Penang is often celebrated as a sort of Chinese Valentine's Day. It is said that in those days, maidens would ride along the coastal roads to throw mandarin oranges into the sea while expressing the wish to meet a good husband. This is following the hokkien saying of "thim kam, chua ho ang" which literally means "throw mandarin orange & get a good husband". It was held that wishes made on this night were more willingly granted by the heavenly powers.

*More Chap Goh Meh stories*

My soon to be married cousin was telling my cousins & me to go throw oranges & i told her that there were no suitable rivers or lakes to throw mandarin oranges in KL, she told us to look for a swimming pool instead *LOL*

Happy Chap Goh Meh everyone!

ps- Leon, can we borrow your pool? :p

edit: congrats to the "blooming" couple!! *winks*

Tong Tong Tong Chang (part 5)

This morning my mother told me…

“I saw a lizard run into your room just now”

“WHAT??!! Why didn’t you chase it away?”

“You were still sleeping. If you were awake you could have chased it out yourself!”

O_o

“I think the lizard chose your room because it’s the messiest part of the house. If you tidied it up it might not have gone in.”

“But it’s CNY! & I thought people don’t clean houses during CNY!!” … feeling all smug that I have CNY as an excuse.

“That only applies to the first few days of CNY… & BESIDES… Chap Goh Meh (last day of CNY) is this Sunday! I guess mr. lizard can be your roommate till Sunday then.”

>_<

Tong Tong Tong Chang (part 4)

If someone visited you during CNY bearing such gifts...

Would you feel insulted?

Of course NOT!!

I love TOBLERONEs...

...& giant sized ones are even better :p

*Tong Tong Tong Chang (part 1)

*Tong Tong Tong Chang (part 2)

*Tong Tong Tong Chang (part 3)

Tong Tong Tong Chang (part 3)

You know you are getting older when your angpow money is slowly decreasing.

You know your angpow money is decreasing when relatives are reluctant to give you angpows.

You know your relatives are reluctant to give you angpows when they ask you for the millionth time...

"Are you sure you don't have a boyfriend??"

O_o

Chinese New Year is one of those times in the year when pesky & non-pesky relatives gather & be merry. It is also that time of the year when they torture the children with...

"wahhhhh...so big already, got boyfriend/girlfriend or not? Can get married already!!"

Usually, they would target my older cousins but since some of them are cleverly out of the country, married or soon to be married, I was *gulp* their target this year.

I kinda expected this to happen considering at the last wedding, the bride, groom & a few cousins were busy "introducing" ME to people!!

So I contemplated a few replies to the got boyfriend or not question....

"oh, my boyfriend is an ang moh, we met through the internet"

(they definitely won't let me get away with that )

OR

"oh, didn't mummy tell you, I'm a lesbian!!"

(that will probably give my grandmother a heart attack & my relatives will either disown me or send me to the bomoh to set my sexual orientation straight!!)

So in the end I just replied with a...

"No boyfriend la. Nobody wants me"...which sadly is true :(

So they ended up bugging my mum instead telling her about countless aunty so & so's daughter's cousin's uncle's son, who is supposedly clever, well-mannered...bla bla bla whom they could introduce me to

O_o

I wanted to get this t-shirt which read : TWO boyfriends are better than one

BUT, my mum told me not to get the both of us into trouble...heh

*Tong Tong Tong Chang (part 1)

*Tong Tong Tong Chang (part 2)

Looky looky what i got....

*bounces around in excitement*

mine....ALL mine.....

thanx JC, you da man!!! :)

So when are we all gonna have dinner & charge the bill to Martin? :p